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itsapmseymour

blaze-the-titan-of-industry asked:

If there was ever a live-action movie about Undertale, who do you think would be the best celebrity actor for Papyrus?

itsapmseymour answered:

John Mulaney

rhapsodybenny

We could go full Spider-Verse and make Sans Nicholas Cage.

itsapmseymour

Alternative Offer,

Seth Rogen


The Sans/Rogen Laugh will destroy everything

dracanianwyvern

Which celebrity divorced couple would willingly play toriel and asgore?

itsapmseymour

They ain’t divorced but hear me out…

Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito

thenightguardsworld

OK, now the big question


Who would be best to play Flowey?

itsapmseymour

Childish Gambino himself Donald Glover

thequeenoffishburrito

Forget the flower

Who's playing Mettaton???

itsapmseymour

Doing both of these to not take up too much space lol sorry @space-dragon-ace

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Mettaton - Zachary Levi

Alphys- Kate Micucci

Undyne- Michelle Rodriguez

stormfalcon2018

chris pratt plays gaster.

itsapmseymour

No no no, better, a cameo so powerful for a guy that doesn’t speak but everyone loves to talk about, given to a man whose voice everyone loves to mimic or talk about…

Obama

itsapmseymour

Hey everybody, let me show you the ultimate reaction Gif

theguywhoasksthehardhittingstuff

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Look at it. It’s amazing!

It fits ANYTHING!

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You accidentally roll off a floating platform, and fall into gray spaceimageetcetera, etcetera…

It’s the absolute best! So please people, use this gif more!

itsapmseymour
blueonwrestling

THE FUCKING BOY KENNETH OMEGA CAME OUT TO HOPES AND DREAMS, THE FUCKIN’ LAD.

ALSO MAYBE DRESSED UP AS KRIS FROM DELTARUNE TOO.

THE ONE WINGED ANGEL PUT ON A HELL OF A PERFORMANCE, BUT GO ACE.

weebyrus

I did some research and yes, toby fox did make it. Had no clue he was into wrestling, but the more you know.

blueonwrestling

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toby and kenny met up around september last year at a tokyo game show

plus undertale is massive in japan, so theres a good following with him being in the biggest japanese wrestling promotion in the world.

cybeast-gregar

there’s also this collaboration between the two of them

cybeast-gregar

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itsapmseymour
itsapmseymour:
“ingthing:
“ beamkatanachronicles:
“ thepurpleeyedone:
“ beamkatanachronicles:
“ thepurpleeyedone:
“ beamkatanachronicles:
“ appleseeddrama:
“ THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.
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Your honor,...
appleseeddrama

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.

beamkatanachronicles

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Your honor, something is amiss here!

As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 

Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

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Where are the bar codes?!

This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 

thepurpleeyedone

Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!

beamkatanachronicles

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Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!! 

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(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—

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…! I’ve got it!)

While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books? 

Well, Edgeworth?

thepurpleeyedone

While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.

Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?

Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

beamkatanachronicles

I see the issue here very clearly.

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Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.

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(W-wait, but I’m not—)

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ingthing

WAIT!!!

I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

Photo Close-up added to the court record!

As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo“ was the first to come to my mind!

A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!

Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

And there’s more! 

The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture” Section, which matches up with the titles on the rest of the books on that shelf: “Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!” and “Lex Populi”!

Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!

How’s that for decisive evidence?

itsapmseymour

The ace attorney fan base is the best.

itsapmseymour

river-hi asked:

Alright, that's it, cosmic wonders trans rep. I have a gun. I am not afraid to use it. And or I offer garlic bread. If one already exist I will mail you the garlic bread with a little bit of chicken as an apology.

itsapmseymour answered:

You… you don’t know about Bah’Rhys? Veniti, or Aoi even??

itsapmseymour

Even if I didn’t have those 3, forcing me to add a trans rep for the sake of a rep, is not good representation